It’s all fun and games until…

I’ve started trying to wear more lose fitting boxers instead of the bottom-sac hugging ones I usually wear in order to have a better sense of freedom when I walk around. 

This is all well and good but there are moments when I forget if I have put on underwear. 

This happened to me at the bus stop this morning.
I was standing there, waiting away. A mother and her daughter where a little way down from me waiting away as well.

Panic struck and I let out a little yelp thinking I forgot my underwear because of the new found sense of freedom loose fitting boxers had given me.

They turn and stare at me.

Me: “Sorry…I, eh…thought I forget my keys.”

They just turn back and continue their conversation.

Life’s all fun and games until you forget if you’re wearing underwear. # BaldManProblems

He was digging deep

A gentle drizzle was falling from the sky as I made my way to the bus stop. This was a nice sensation to feel on my face. It was like little fingers were poking it quite sporadically. There was also the sound of singing birds in the trees. I thought this was bliss until I arrived at my bus stop.

Standing about 5ft tall was a man with an ear bud wedge deep within his ear. With each twitch of his hand a slight smile formed at the corner of his lips. We made eye contact for a second and all I could think to do was smile at him.
He returned a jovial grin, emitted a hearty laugh, and then flicked the wax encrusted ear bud away.

This morning held so much promise and is now tainted in a waxy build up. # BaldManProblems

Man Flu is a crafty one

The Father has been run down with Man Flu this week. I was concerned for him, but I didn’t think much of me catching it because of my youth. I said aloud while dancing around the room:

“Haha! Man Flu.  Come at me, bro! You can’t touch me. I’ve nothing to worry about.  I’m in good shape.  I’m never sick. You haven’t got a chance against my immune system. I am *cough, cough*.”

I sit down as a fit of coughing engulfs me and come to the realisation that one shouldn’t boast at Man Flu. It had set in as I was dancing and was waiting for the right moment to show me who was boss.

The arrogance of youth. # BaldManProblems